Chemistry Jokes =) Kelalang Kon Tuesday 14 February 2012 0 comments

What did the thermometer say to graduated cylinder? “You may have graduated but I’ve got many degrees”

Two men walk into a restaurant. The first says, I’ll have some H₂O, The second one says, I’ll have some H₂O too. The waiter comes and the second men dies. 

(* H₂O₂ is  a bleaching agent)

Teacher : What is the formula for water?

Student : H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O

Teacher : No, that’s wrong.

Student : But you said the formula was H to O

A physicist, biologist and a chemist went to the ocean for the first time. The physicist saw the ocean and was fascinated by the waves and wanted to do some research on fluid dynamics and walked into the ocean. Obviously he was drowned and never returned.

The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora nad fauna inside the ocean and walked inside the ocean. He too never returned.

The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards, wrote the observation, “ The physicist and the biologist are soluble in ocean water